STANDINGS

Division D

Bee Gees 7-1

DJAPD 6-2

Hot Dogs 3-5

Vipers 3-5

Traffic Jammers 2-6

Division O

Clueless Again 5-3

UKNDUET 3-5

Big Screen Bobo’s 3-5

Lightning 2-6

Division T

Athletic Supporters 8-0

Papa Georgio 5-3

Paonia Pudslappers 3-5

Pinball Wizards 3-5

Pretty Flys 3-5

This Weeks All-Stars

QB Kurt Warner Paonia Puds 27

RB Steven Davis Clueless 28

WR Robinson Vipers 28

TE Freddy Jones Clueless 5

PK Brett Conway Big Screen Bobos 12

DE Seattle "D" UKNDUET’S 14

Overall All-Stars

QB Kurt Warner Paonia Pudslappers 172

RB Steven Davis Clueless 146

WR Marvin Harrison Athletic Supporters 139

TE Wesley Walls Athletic Supporters 68

PK Olindo Mare Hot Dogs 89

DE Jacksonville "D" Athletic Supporters 61

Week 9 Byes: New England, NY Giants, Oakland

WEEK 8 RESULTS

DJAPD 71 Hot Dogs 65

Doug squeaks one out against the Dogs in an important interdivision battle. Jeff George still has to prove to me that he was worth Peyton Manning. Doug is staying right on the Bee Gees heels for the Division lead.

Bee Gees 63 Wizards 28

The Bee Gees keep their winning ways going. They slap the Wizards even by starting two off-week running backs. The Wizards had a horrible week at all positions. Something spooky going on out there.

Vipers 94 Pretty Flys 72

The Vipers strike it rich and rack up the scoring from the wide receivers. Don could have used some scoring from his receivers but he is still in the hunt for the playoffs. Its getting down to crunch time.

Big Screen Bobos 77 UKNDUETS 47

The Bobos are boboing along. They trounce the hapless UKNS and are looking towards the playoffs. The injury bug has yet to hit him hard – think we can jinx him. Tammie needs to get back on the winning track for a chance to make the playoffs. Miracles do happen!!!

Athletic Supporters 84 Papa Georgio 66

The Supporters look unbeatable!!! His rookie comes up with a big day to lead the supporters to an undefeated record. Papa is still in good shape (for an old fart) for the playoffs, but don’t lose too many more.

Traffic Jammers 84 Paonia Pudslappers 41

Jim says he wants to be a spoiler but if he continues to score like this he may end up in the playoffs. The Puds need to change their lineup so they are starting people who are actually playing.

Clueless Again 100 Lightning 53

Clueless reach the century mark and trounce the Lightning. Those running backs for the girls look unstopable!! Don’t get discouraged Larry, you still have a chance at the playoffs.

Last Weeks Transactions:

UKNDUETS – Drop Hanspard pickup P. Price

Papa Georgio – Drop Doering pickup Patrick Jeffers

DJAPD - Trade Tony Martin to Jammers for Eric Rhett

Traffic Jammers – Trade Eric Rhett to DJAPD for Tony Martin

SWAMMIE’S PICKS FOR WEEK

This predicting stuff isn’t as easy as it may seem. I did bat over .500 last week which is more than I can say for my team.

Bobos over DJAPD –I thought if I picked Dave it might jinx him some more.

Jammers over Vipers – Don’t think Wade’s receivers can score like that again.

Bee Gees over Supporters – He has to go down sometime.

Papa over Hot Dogs –.This will be a close one but Papa is too tough at running back for the Dogs.

Lightning over Puds – Lightning’s time to shine.

Clueless over UKNDUET"S – The girls run away with it.

Pretty Flys over Wizards – The older brother proves it again.

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