STANDINGS
Division D
Bee Gees 5-1
DJAPD 4-2
Hot Dogs 3-3
Vipers 2-4
Traffic Jammers 1-5
Division O
Clueless Again 4-2
UKNDUET 3-3
Lightning 2-4
Big Screen Bobo’s 1-5
Division T
Athletic Supporters 6-0
Papa Georgio 4-2
Paonia Pudslappers 3-3
Pinball Wizards 2-4
Pretty Flys 2-4
This Weeks All-Stars
QB Brian Griese UKNDUETS 30
RB Marshall Faulk Clueless 27
WR Ed McCaffrey Pinball Wizards 23
TE Wesley Walls Athletic Supporters 13
PK Olindo Mare Hot Dogs 19
DE San Fran "D" Bee Gees 12
Overall All-Stars
QB Kurt Warner Paonia Pudslappers 126
RB Steven Davis Clueless 110
WR Marvin Harrison Athletic Supporters 102
TE Wesley Walls Athletic Supporters 56
PK Olindo Mare Hot Dogs 69
DE Jacksonville "D" Athletic Supporters 50
Week 7 Byes: Arizona, Jacksonville, Tennessee
WEEK 6 RESULTS
DJAPD 79 Paonia Puds 48
Doug puts the Puds in their place behind a strong showing from Orlandis Gary. Phil’s quarterback has his poorest showing of the year but don’t worry, Phil, you can’t keep that Pud down for too long.
Vipers 48 Traffic Jammers 45
In a low scoring game, Jim loses another one, this time bowing to the Vipers. Wade gets good scoring from his receivers but very little by Favre (Way to go Denver "D!).
Bee Gees 78 Lightning 54
In a battle of the married couple, the real boss comes out on top. The Bee Gees trounce the Lightning with good scoring at all positions. Larry had better be looking for a QB with more than nine good fingers.
Athletic Supporters 74 Hot Dogs 65
Dan continues his winning ways by beating the weinies. The Dogs get a big "0" from their great pickup last week. By the way, how many kickers score 19 points in a game, that’s more points than 12 of the 14 QB’s that started this week.
UKNDUETS 87 Clueless Again 66
Brian Griese, Brian Griese, Brian, Griese, Brian Griese. OK – so he’s not all that great but he helped. The girls QB got benched or it would have been a lot closer game.
Papa Georgio 66 Big Screen Bobos 52
The Big Boob Tubes were turned off again this week in remote control fashion. Hey buddy, those RB’s you traded for are really tearing it up. Papa is back on the winning track – let’s hope he’s doing as well in Las Vegas.
Pretty Flys 56 Pinball Wizards 50
The Battle of the Brothers turns out to be a rip snorter. The Pretty Flys show their seniority by picking on the younger brother. The Wizards start a guy named Amp Lee over Terry Kirby – did you feel sorry for your big brother or did he threaten you?
Last Weeks Transactions:
Bobos - Drop Jake Reed, pick up Brian Chamberlain
Pretty Flys-Drop Shannon Sharpe, pickup David LeFleur
UKNDUETS – Drop Andre Rison, pickup John Linton
Hot Dogs – Drop Eric Green, pickup Gadsen
Papa Georgio – Drop Vinnie Testeverde and Kimball Anders, pickup Reidell Anthony
Clueless Again – Drop E.G. Green, pickup Akili Smith
REMINDER!!!! Thursday game this week!!! Linups must be in by start of Thursday’s game!
RITA’S PICKS FOR WEEK 6
Rita Bish-baum is our guest picker for the week. If you thought Bob didn’t know anything about football, wait till you see Rita’s picks.
DJAPD over Her Boss – Because Lightning _ _ _ _ _! You know what I mean???????
Bee Gees over Vipers – Because Geri is prettier than Wade.
Pretty Fly’s over Traffic Jammers – Because the Jammers have Ugly Flys.
Weinies over the Big Tube Bobos – Where’s the beef???.
UKNDUET over Papa Georgio – Cause Papa can’t do it.
Pinball Wizards over the Puds – Cause anybody with a name like the Pudslappers deserves to be slapped.
Clueless Again over the Athletic Supporters – Because the Athletic Supporters can’t even hold their own.