STANDINGS

Division D

Bee Gees 4-1

Hot Dogs 3-2

DJAPD 3-2

Vipers 1-4

Traffic Jammers 1-4

Division O

Clueless Again 4-1

Lightning 2-3

UKNDUET 2-3

Big Screen Bobo’s 1-4

Division T

Athletic Supporters 5-0

Papa Georgio 3-2

Paonia Pudslappers 3-2

Pinball Wizards 2-3

Pretty Flys 1-4

All-Stars

QB Kurt Warner Paonia Pudslappers 29

RB Emmitt Smith Traffic Jammers 20

WR Isaac Bruce Big Screen Bobos 37

TE Jay Reimersma Lightning 12

PK Gary Anderson DJAPD 16

DE Denver "D" Vipers 8

Week 6 Byes: Baltimore, Kansas City, Tampa Bay

WEEK 5 RESULTS

DJAPD 82 Papa Georgio 41

Behind a strong showing from his receivers, Doug pounces on Papa. Poor Papa struggled at QB – must run in the family. Looking for a running back yet Doug?

Clueless 82 Vipers 71

The girls are on a roll!!! They got good scoring from all positions even with their best RB off this week. Wade put up good numbers but couldn’t come out on top. What’s this starting a rummy running back that’s off? Maybe that’s called good coaching.

Bee Gees 61 + 11 Traffic Jammers 61 + 5

A last minute roster change works for the Bee Gees. In the closest game of the week the Bee Gees hand Jim his fourth loss of the year in a tiebreaker. They switched QB’s at the last minute – now that’s good coaching!!!!

Hot Dogs 81 Lightning 46

The Dogs come out screaming and trounce the Lightning. Looks like Steve is going to benefit from his trade. Larry’s RB’s looked like they were sleeping this week with Seattle.

Athletic Supporters 54 UKNDUETS 45

I don’t mean to whine but who knew Bubby wasn’t going to start. Tata loses on a fluke. Any other QB and she would’ve won. Dan has a poor showing but lucked out and stung the UKN’s – boy it’s starting to hurt.

Pinball Wizards 96 Big Screen Bobos 82

Hurt?????, the Bobo’s have got to be feeling a little pain. The Wizards wake up and turn off the Boob Tubes. Looks like Dave’s old teammates came back to haunt him.

Paonia Pudslappers 83 Pretty Flys 72

The Puds pound the Flys behind the passing of Kurt Who??? Pretty Flys are getting hit in the head too often lately. They really need that next win.

Last Weeks Transactions:

Boob Tubes drop Pat Johnson and trade their #1 Pick and Steve Young to the Pretty Flys for Ricky Watters and Kordell Stewart.

Pretty Flys drop Sean Bennett and pick up Rick Garcia, QB, 49ers and Shane Mathews, QB, Chicago Bears

Pinball Wizards – Drop Ty Detmer Pickup Amp Lee

UKNDUETS – Drop Scott Mitchell Pickup Ali Hakim

DJAPD – Drop Terrell Davis Pickup Orlandis Gary

Hot Dogs – Drop Jamal Anderson Pickup John Avery

Traffic Jammers – Drop Reidel Anthony Pickup Ahman Green

Vipers – Pickup Dallas Defense

Bob Heidelmeier is our guest picker for the week. Do you think he knows anything about football?????

BOB’s PICKS FOR WEEK 5

DJAPD over the Puds – Cause Nall says that Doug always does good.

Jammers over Vipers –Why do you think??? Brown nose!!

Bee Gees over Lightning – Women rule!!!!

Dogs over Supporters – Dogs will bust out of their supporters this week.

Clueless over Ukans – Just too make me mad

Papa over the Boob Tubes – Just to make Dave mad

Flys vs. Wizards – He said that the younger brother will win but I don’t know who the younger brother is.

Just a note: The Paonia Pudslappers are having a great season and so is Phil’s high school team. They have lost only one game and have a great chance of making the playoffs. This week they play Hotchkiss at home and next week they play Roaring Fork at Carbondale – let’s all pull for the Pudslappers team.